written by Ana-Maria for AMT
Trisha (Lady in waiting)
Narrator: It is the year 1460 in the land of Formaggio. The Vigo Princesses and their Lady in Waiting are happily taking a stroll.
Princesses stroll by smiling.
Narrator: It is a bright and beautiful day. The sun is bursting with pride at its glory.
Sun strolls across stage beaming.
Narrator: Suddenly there is a solar eclipse and it becomes darker and darker.
Moon walks on stage, Sun crouches behind Moon.
Narrator: It is a long solar eclipse plunging the land into total darkness for a full five minutes creating confusion and fear.
Everyone appears frightened, Sun appears surprised and not too pleased.
Narrator: Once the eclipse is over everyone is relieved and happily celebrates having light once again.
Sun is in corner of stage looking mad.
Lily: Thank godness, the light is back!
Amanda: I am so happy.
Alyssa: Let’s celebrate!
Nicole: That’s a great idea!
Kitty is happily playing.
Alyssa: Let’s have some music!
Amanda: I totally agree, darling.
Narrator: Well, not everyone is happy…
Sun: (grumpy and mad) The moon took five whole minutes! Five whole minutes where no one could see me! I feel so bad for the people who couldn’t see my awesomeness for a whole five minutes. The moon thinks she’s the star but she’s not! I am the star of this show!
Narrator: And so the Sun did not set. There was no night and so everyone stayed up and stayed up and stayed up…
Princesses yawn and appear tired.
Lily: Do you want to play chess, dear sister?
Nicole: Of course, I’m so good at chess.
Lady in Waiting walks in.
Trisha: Dear princesses, would you like a drink?
Alyssa: No, no and no.
Amanda: Yes, yes and yes. I was dying of thirst 5 minutes ago.
Trisha walks off stage to get drinks.
Lily: Check mate! I win!
Nicole: No, you cheated!
Start pushing and fighting and grab pillows. Lily whacks Alyssa with pillow. Alyssa tries to whack Lily and instead whacks Amanda. All the sisters fight. Kitty joins in. Trisha comes in with a tray of drinks.
Trisha: Girls, girls, calm yourselves!
Trisha gets whacked.
Trisha: Oh no you didn’t!
Trisha joins in the fighting.
Clock walks across stage with hour hand going round and round.
Alyssa: Stop! This is silly.
Amanda: We need to have a family meeting.
Lily: We have been up for 36 hours straight!
Nicole: We are so tired and grumpy we can’t stop fighting.
Amanda: What should we do?
Lily: I know, let’s ask the Wise Owl for advice.
Alyssa: Great idea!
Nicole: Let’s go.
Alyssa: Let’s go, kitty.
Princesses walk off stage.
Scene 2 – Owl House
Owl and Mouse are sleeping. Princesses arrive at Owl House and wake them up.
Wise Owl: Yawning. I feel like I have been asleep for days.
All Princesses: You have been!
Wise Mouse: I feel very rested!
Alyssa: Hello Wise Owl. I am Princess Alyssa.
Lily: I am Princess Lily.
Amanda: I am Princess Amanda.
Nicole: I am Princess Nicole.
Wise Owl: Hello. This is my trusted advisor Wise Mouse.
Wise Mouse: Hello.
Wise Owl: How can I help you?
Alyssa: It started one day when we were taking a stroll on the palace grounds when suddenly it turned all dark.
Lily: We were so petrified! We didn’t know what to do. When the sun finally came out we were so happy we decided to party.
Amanda: We partied for 36 hours straight because for some reason the Sun wouldn’t set. The day went on and on and on!
Nicole: We got so tired and grumpy that a fight broke out.
Alyssa: The sun won’t set so we can’t sleep.
Lily: We are so tired and grumpy!
Amanda: We don’t know what to do.
Nicole: Can you help us?
Wise Owl: Hmm. Wise Mouse, what do you think?
Wise Mouse: I think we should ask the Magic Mirror.
Wise Owl: Yes, yes. Splendid idea. Wise Mouse fetch the Magic Mirror.
Wise Mouse goes and gets the Magic Mirror.
Wise Owl: Mirror, Mirror on the tree, what is it that we should see?
Magic Mirror: If it is truth you seek, find the Sun and ask her to speak.
Wise Owl: )looking confused) What??? (turns to Wise Mouse) What did she say?
Wise Mouse: I think she said that we should talk to the Sun.
Wise Owl: Yes, yes. Splendid idea. Wise Mouse fetch the Sun.
Wise Mouse returns with the Sun.
Wise Owl: What is this I hear about you not setting?
Sun: (very upset, Princesses are in the background yawning). You want to know why I won’t set! Well I’ll tell you! The Moon totally stole my spotlight! And she didn’t even ask! I mean I’ve never done anything mean to her! Well, except for the time I scared the cow when it was jumping over the moon and it peed on her.
Wise Owl: I see. Do you plan on never going to sleep?
Sun: Yes! As far as I am concerned the Moon can stay down for the next million years! (Sun stalks off).
Wise Owl: (turns to Princesses) Yes, you do have a problem. I will help you. But first you must give me something.
All Princesses: What would you like?
Wise Owl: (Thinks for a while then turns to Wise Mouse) What should I ask for?
Wise Mouse: I don’t know. How about we ask the Magic Mirror.
Wise Owl: Yes, yes. Splendid idea. (turns to Magic Mirror) Mirror, Mirror on the tree, what is it that we should see?
Magic Mirror: If you seek a treat, keep the friend, find another meat.
Wise Owl: (looking confused) What??? (turns to Wise Mouse) What did she say?
Wise Mouse: (shrugs) I don’t know.
Magic Mirror: Oh, for goodness sake. Do I have to spell it out for you. You promised the Wise Mouse you would become a vegetarian and you know how hard it is to find a good Veggie Burger in the forest. You could request that.
Wise Owl: Oh yes, splendid idea. (Turns to the princesses). Fetch me a Veggie burger and then I will tell you how to solve your problem.
(Princesses thank the owl and leave).
Amanda: Let’s go, kitty.
Scene 3 – Castle
(Sun in background is listening)
Amanda: So what exactly is a Veggie Burger?
Alyssa: I’m not quite sure…
Lily: I know, I know, it’s an animal.
Nicole: No, I think it is a mineral.
Sun: You don’t know what a veggie burger is??? (Turns to the audience) Such ignorant princesses! A veggie burger is full of fresh vegetables and grains that I grow.
All Princesses: Oh.
Lily: Where could we find a veggie burger?
Sun: You can find the best veggie burger at the Morningstar Pub. (turns to audience) Morningstar, you know, means sun. I go there every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Just ask for a Quiche Vegetable Delight Appeal!
Alyssa: Oh, thank you very much!
Amanda: Let’s go there.
(Princess walk to pub)
Scene 4 – Morningstar Pub
Pub Girl: Morning, girls. How can I help you today?
Alyssa: Well, we would like one of your… (turning to sisters) What is it called?
Nicole: Ah, vegetable something.
Lily: something with peal
Amanda: something kitsch
Pub Girl: Something with vegetable, peal and kitsch. (Looks a bit confused.) Okay, here you.
Alyssa: (picking up the kitsch item) What is this?
Pub Girl: You said kitsch, didn’t you!
Nicole: (picks up the banana peal) A banana peal???
Lily: That doesn’t look like what the Sun described.
Pub Girl: The Sun! You should have said so. She always orders the Quiche Vegetable Delight Appeal.
All Princesses: Yes, that’s it!
Pub Girl: Alright, here it is.
All Princesses: Thank You!
Scene 5 – Owl House
(Princesses visit the Wise Owl and Wise Monkey again and bring the veggie burger)
Nicole: We brought you the veggie burger.
Wise Owl: This is fabulous. (Passes burger to Wise Mouse)
Wise Mouse: Very Yummy!
Wise Owl: Wonderful. Now to solve your problem. Wise Mouse, fetch the Magic Mirror.
(Wise Mouse goes and gets the mirror.)
Wise Owl: (talking to magic mirror) Mirror, Mirror on the tree, what is it that we should see?
Magic Mirror: If you seek to change the mood thank the Sun so she feels good.
Wise Owl: (looking confused) What??? (turns to Wise Mouse) What did she say?
Wise Mouse: I think she said that we should have a party for the Sun and tell her how important she is to all of us.
Wise Owl: Yes, yes. Wonderful Advice.
All Princesses: Yes. Great Idea! Thank you, Wise Owl.
Narrator: And so everyone prepared a big party for the Sun.
Alyssa: Thank you, Sun, for the light
Lily: Thank you, Sun, for the warmth.
Amanda: Thank you for helping the plants to grow.
Nicole: Thank you for solar power.
Wise Owl: Thank you for veggie burgers!
Wise Mouse: Thank you for an excuse to party!
Lady in Waiting: And, you know, without the sunlight we wouldn’t be able to see the Moon.
Sun: True, true, all true. I suppose I shouldn’t deprive you of my wonderful reflection as it bounces off the Moon. Dear Moon, we are friends again! Let’s celebrate!